and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
i need some magic done to my vagina
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
