I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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