I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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