I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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