You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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