I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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