Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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