I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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