Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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