All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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