Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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