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Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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