I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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