he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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