Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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