I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize