So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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