I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
