I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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