Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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