There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
