i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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