I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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