spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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