when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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