No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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