if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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