READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
