Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
ttyl tear gas
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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