I smell stomach acid.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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