no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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