I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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