We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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