Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
no you cant smoke seaweed
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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