I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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