Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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