Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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