come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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