i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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