everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she looked like the before picture.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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