Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You are the jesus of drinking
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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