Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Enjoy the penises
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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