u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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