New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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