I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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