Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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