I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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