I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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