rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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