Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I can feel your judgement through the phone
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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