Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
barbara walters just said penis...
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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