Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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