I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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