there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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