Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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