So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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