No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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