When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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